Title: Teal
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gerard/Bert
Summary: Bert can ruin a moment.
Disclaimer: this isn’t real.

Bert had on fetish, a really weird fetish. He loved his boys in drag, and Gerard was giving it to him. Bert had Gerard under him, hand rested on the hem of his mini skirt. With every slight movement Bert’s hand slid up the slightest bit, until it was hiked half way up Gerard’s waist.

“I know how much you love blue.” Gerard sighed, loving the way Bert admired his silk panties.

“Well, that is really more of a teal.” Bert smirked.

“No, it is definitely a light blue.” Gerard said.

“No, gee look they are the same color as Raquel Reed’s hair.” Bert said.

“What ever, the moment’s gone.” Gerard crossed his arms, getting away from Bert to go change.